Bad Pick Up Lines

I was checking out funny groups on Facebook and saw a bunch of really funny eccentric (to put it nicely) pickup lines. Some of them were:

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.

Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

God was showing off when he made you.

Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!

There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you

Hi, I'm incredibly rich.

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Do you have a boyfriend?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time

You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.

Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

(One of the funniest) My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.

Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.

I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.

You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.

I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.

If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.