Energy Drink

I was going to post this the other day, but I never got a chance, but here it is now:

If you're feeling tired, weak, and/or lazy and you need something to wake you up, try energy drink. To some people it may taste bad, but it is definately one of man's best inventions! Some people like Mountain Dew or Coffee in the morning to keep them awake or give them a boost, but why would you try weak doses of caffine when you can drink an entire months worth in one can! It's like a concentrated, instant kick in the pants! It's so amazing!

Warning: Do not give to children... Since children are already hyper, giving them this much energy could send them into extreme fits of wall bounce offage, and the caffine drop afterword ends up putting the child in a comatose like state afterword. The reason teenagers aren't effected by this is because they are already almost comatose before you give it to them and the boost allows them to function properly. The drop merely returns them to their previous state with no harm done.