Request

Okay... I was gonna let it go, but I decided that since this is my blog I can make some requests. There have been some anonymous comments posted on my blog that I have no idea from whom. I request that if you post on my blog, which I love when people do, you at least leave some way for me to contact unless you fall under one of the following conditions:

1. You are in the WPP (Witness Protection Program) and you need to keep your identity safe

2. You absolutely would like to remain anonymous for reasons unknown to me, but are extremely important

3. You're skitsofrantic and you have problems that I won't even try to describe

4. You're merely posting on my site out of pity

5. You have the strong desire to make me guess at things...

6. I have no idea who you are

7. You don't actually believe Jeremiah was a bullfrog

8. The monkey man actually does have a place in the circle of confusion

9. Your body is being used by a symbiote, and you are becoming inexplicably evil and become a jerk so all members of the human race

10. You have a strong fear of being acknowledged

11. You have lost your identity and girlfriend and everyone is trying to kill you and you just happened to find my blog and decided to post on it to be friendly or relay a secret code to a secret friend who is living in the Himalayas in a secret shack where he poaches ginormous polar bears and uses the money to buy snow cones for his son who has a sugar addiction and has problems breathing because he is so fat that he can't even stand up out of his chair that he has been sitting in for 2 years while he looks out the window and watches penguins swim around in the water.

12. You are a member of VFD

13. You are a member of Organization XIII

14. You have direct permission from me

Unless you fall under one of those 14 clauses then I request that you at least let me know who you are when you post something... Peace!